A stern, misguided baby 4 January 2010 6:52 pm
First day of school.....God (sorry people of faith out there) it was terrible!

Well, firstly the dean of the school called me out in front of like the whole sec 1s and some prefects in a very very scary way. Like "Ng Pei Yi, come and see me after this" then everybody after that was like "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and I was more embarrased than scared because HELLO? do you know how mortifying it is to be called out in front of more than a hundred people? (and wow not a single full stop in this whole paragraph)

So I went to the front of the hall, with steel in my eye, ready to defend whatever unjustified offence she was gonna accuse me of when she just went "To punish you..we're gonna transfer you to 3SY"

SO I WAS LIKE "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????" ('cos a vast majority of my old classmates and friends are in my old class, 3SE"

And then my two teachers are super scary and the people in my class are scary smart and I do better if I'm not with other people that are like WAY OVERACHIEVERS ('cos of my huge inflated ego haha) so I'm gonna do horrible the next two years.

Mama, save me!!!!

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The writer is searching for the next big book in 2010