More dumb blonde jokes 17 August 2008 1:53 pm
Hahahahaha! Dont know whats my obsession these days with dumb blone jokes these days. but these are some dumb blonde jokes that my friends told me:

1.
There was a blonde and a brunette that is driving along a grassy countryside.
The blonde says: "You know, i hate the blondes that causes the impression that blondes are dumb"
brunette: "yeah, i think so too"
They pass by a blonde that is canoeing on the grass
Blonde: yeah! like that blonde over there!
Brunette: "then why dont u tell her to stop?"
Blonde: "But i dont know how to swim!"

2.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead is on a burning building. there are some firemen on the ground holding a blanket between them.
Firemen: "Jump!"
The brunette, without hesitation, jumped off the building. the firemen whipped the blanket out under her and she splatted against the sidewalk
Firemen: "Jump!"
Redhead: "I wont! you'd just whip away the blanket!"
Firemen: "Dont worry, its just brunettes we hate! we're fine with redheads! now jump or you'd die!"
So the redhead jumped and again, the firemen whipped the blanket out and she splatted against the sidewalk.
Firemen: "Jump!"
Blonde: "Oh no i wont! you'd just whip out the blanket and i'd die like the brunette and the blonde! tell you what, why dont you just put the blanket on the ground and step away from the blanket and i'd jump. this way, i would know you wont whip the blanket away!"

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The writer hates biology